My Parakeet Was an Anarchist and Other Short Stories

My Parakeet Was an Anarchist and Other Short Stories
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Publisher : Pneuma Springs Publishing
Total Pages : 94
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ISBN-10 : 9781905809783
ISBN-13 : 1905809786
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Book Synopsis My Parakeet Was an Anarchist and Other Short Stories by : Dominic Macchiaroli

Download or read book My Parakeet Was an Anarchist and Other Short Stories written by Dominic Macchiaroli and published by Pneuma Springs Publishing. This book was released on 2009-11-30 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unexersized Cats Our cat has to be picked up in stages. He is enlarged in his fatness. His girth spreads over time zones and dimensions. Quantum physics can't describe his bulk. My wife suggests a gentle diet, so, ‘He doesn’t explode’. I suggest having his hair shaved and stomach stapled with industrial strength steel grommets. The Annoying Habit of Henry VIII King Henry was a fearless jouster. In competitions, people rooting for him got to sit in gilded bleachers and were plied with free alcohol and cooked game served by fair maids. The opposition sat in fetid mud, drank warm slime out of broken casks and ate gruel…. Henry always had time for jousting, even when he was otherwise busy ordering beheadings, abbey thrashings, and the odd invasion of Normandy. How Lunch Ruined Western Civilization My wife produced homemade mayonnaise for a party we had which contained 231,875 % fat, the caloric equivalent of 32x347 to the 10th power, and instantly rotted the wallpaper and countertops. Four people exploded after eating it, three of them theoretical dieticians. And many other stories……. Venture into a world of fractured history and observational nonsense. These stories will captivate and annoy you like none you’ve never not read before. Book reviews online: PublishedBestsellers website.


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