How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity

Download or read book How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity written by Rick Chillot and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the twenty-first-century economy, there’s only one way to guarantee your child a bright and happy future: make that baby an Internet celebrity. But how? In How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity, you’ll learn to assess your baby’s best attributes (is she smarter than a chimp?), assign a compelling screen persona (clumsiness = on-screen gold), and plan the ultimate viral Internet video. Make your baby an Internet celebrity . . . because the world needs cuteness now more than ever!